Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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