we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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