Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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