It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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