love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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