I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Randomize
