Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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