i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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