It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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