can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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