I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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