I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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