I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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