Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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