butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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