Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
