4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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