do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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