I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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