I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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