There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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