He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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