so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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WHAT??
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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