i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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