I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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