Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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