So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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