Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
third nipple confirmed
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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