I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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