We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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