Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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