Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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