the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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