Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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