I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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