I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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