i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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