I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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