i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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