Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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