I just made out with a guy for $7.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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