Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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