She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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