the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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