Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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