You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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