dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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