We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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