I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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