Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
