he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
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Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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