do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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