Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen